Next Skit/song

Anyone here follow Reddit? or more specifically The Button on Reddit? If not, go look it up before reading the rest of this, or you will not get any of the references.  I had a great idea for a skit that Rhett and Link could do that would be awesome, and increase their fan-base by thousands on Reddit. 

If you are unfamiliar with the button and Reddit, you can go here to catch up. http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/

Ok, so in a discussion on Reddit under the button, someone mentioned how we should all wear our flair everywhere. Then someone said that we should where t-shirts with our flair on them. My idea stems from this.

R&L are the only ones that I could think of that could pull a this skit off well. 

Characters: Rhett, Link, girl1 (G1), girl2(G2), other male1(M1), other male2(M2)

Each character is wearing a shirt that is the corresponding color, with their number displayed in the middle. like here http://imgur.com/a/TBeOj

Link is a purple 59'er (wishes he got 60)

Rhett is a grey non-presser/future red-guard

G1 is a purple 60

G2 is a sexy, yellow 23

M1 is a red 11

M2 is another non-presser (never will press)

Setting: public sidewalk in from on shop/store/dinner

Rhett and Link have become divided by the button, but are still friends.

Rhett calls Link a filthy presser all the time, meanwhile link happily strolled about displaying his purple flair with pride. 

Link has adopted an uncontrollable twitch that causes him to press all buttons all the time. He repeatedly pressed he end call button on Rhett while he is on the phone. 

Skit starts with R&L eating in a dinner seemingly irritated by each other. Rhett leaves before Link.

As Link leaves G1 comes in and they have "moment with eye contact".  

Link catches up to Rhett at the corner, where Rhett is chillen with M2. Together they make Link sad and call him a filthy presser as he walks away.  Link goes back into the dinner.

Next day

Link is in love with G1. They do lots of purple flair stuff together like pressing cross walk buttons.  In one scene they pass Rhett who look thug like with other grays.

Next day

Rhett is in the park with M2. Link approaches them with G1 at his side and with G2 by her. 

Rhett looks up just as Link approaches and starts to say "what do you want you filthy presser," but before he can get it off, he locks eyes with G2. Rhett cleverly changes his phase up to "what do you want you fff...ine young man?" While barely taking his eyes off G2. 

Link introduces G1 and her friend G2.  They then go hang out.

G2 mentions she like rebels. Rhett is shut down by M1 when putting the moves on G2. 

Rhett runs off scene and quickly comes back as a Blue 42.  Rhett then takes back control of the situation with G2. 

Scene changes to at night at "bon fire" but instead of a fire everyone is sitting around a gray pie chart that is slowly ticking down then refills over and over.

everyone is there. M1 and M2 are arguing. G1, G2 and R&L are having a good time.

end skit

I am not a writer, so if you guys actually do this, defiantly add your own twists, but just make sure your up to par with all the button stuff.

Also, those t-shirts would sell, and sell well to redditors.