NEVER ENDING STORY!!!

Hi. I am Ham Salad Man. I am starting a never ending story. A never ending story is when i start with a sentence, and another beast says the next sentence in the comments, etc.

I will start us off with "Once upon a time, there was a man eating oatmeal on a trampoline."

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Permalink Reply by Maverick(Dragotaur) on June 2, 2012 at 10:17pm

but then he got tired

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Permalink Reply by Josiah (TheFishWithRabies) on June 5, 2012 at 8:44pm

He new that, no matter how difficult, he had to choose between his delicious wheaty confection or his peppy jubilee of bouncing, and that hurt him in the depths of his soul.

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Permalink Reply by Valerie Cribbs on June 11, 2012 at 2:42pm

so then he slapped his frail mother through anger, thus dropping his wheaty confection. So he figured out.....

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Permalink Reply by Andrew Eaton (Fire Wolf) on June 27, 2012 at 7:19pm

That the oatmeal was not worth more than his mother, so he ran to the...

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Permalink Reply by Michael Bates (Griffin) on August 2, 2012 at 11:09pm

local flower shop to buy her some apologetic flowers (which he read in a magazine was the best way to make amends). Unfortunately, due to a union strike by the regional bees, no flowers had been pollinated for the last six months. So, instead he decided to get her...

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Permalink Reply by Garrett (Gangsta Dragon) on August 4, 2012 at 11:10pm

tickets to see the summer olmpics because he knew she wanted to see Michael Phelps win another gold medal

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Permalink Reply by Flor (Presagious Owl) on August 5, 2012 at 8:45pm

Unbeknownst to him, however, the very same bees that refused to carry out their instinctive pollinating routines, were at that time invading the Olympics, stinging any -and everybody who competed in the prestigious sporting event.

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Permalink Reply by Maddie (FeatherZorse) on September 7, 2012 at 2:05pm

So, this man decided to go back home and buy something else for his mother. He quickly went into the local grocery store and bought a box of assorted chocolates in a heart shaped box. He rushed to his mother's house to see her...

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Permalink Reply by The Master (Timelord) on September 7, 2012 at 5:06pm

Sitting on the floor, doing a Muppet puzzle, wailing in frustration at her inability to complete the puzzle

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Permalink Reply by Nitzan (Waffletoast) on September 10, 2012 at 5:45am

so he sat with her and helped her complete the puzzle, puting the chocolate box down, and while they both finished the puzzle together they didn't notice that the chocolate box has been....