mythical beasts strengths and weaknesses

Attention all mythical beasts, we need to know, whats your kryptonite, what makes you tick, and how can we use that to our advantage.

you see i figure that one day we may come under attack from another internet community that may be jealous at how much more mythical we are than them,and when that happens we need to know how we can maguyver our way out of certain doom if need be.

and if that doesn't happen i could always use the information you give me to become the supreme mythical beast.

so how bout it kom, what makes you mythical, and what makes you not so mythical.

Me: hellow everyone im the great a'tuin and im a mythical beast

Everyone else: hello great a'tuin

Me: my story is pretty common place, i woke up one day and found that i existed and that i was mythical. i spend most of my turn time drifting through space with some elephants and a world on my back, the worst part is that the world is inhabited, and i seem to live in a place where the laws of physics don't apply, so whatever someone believes seems to just happen. i cant tell you how many godly beings live on my back, its rather annoying. on second thought, thats not the worst part, the worst part is that they keep trying to get a gander at my private parts, apparently they it seems to matter whether im a dude or not, they could always just try and ask me man. i may be mythical but i do have feelings. I'm also allergic to penicillin, if anybodies interested.

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Permalink Reply by Scott (ThunderFalconDragon) on October 12, 2010 at 9:34pm

Strength, creativity, video editing, filming
weakness, attention span, running lol

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Permalink Reply by Nicholas Dayton (Chimppaca) on October 13, 2010 at 1:39am

Weakness: Im scared of insects.
Strengths: I can act, i sing, and im a mythical beast

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Permalink Reply by Sara (Squinchilla) on October 13, 2010 at 1:51am

Weaknesses: As far as something I can't resist - peanut butter (especially in Reese's form); as far as what I am not so good at - I am very easily distracted, I can be very forgetful and I am overly emotional which can lead to my feelings getting hurt easily. BUT, I embrace my weaknesses and call them uniquenesses.

Strengths: Conversely, I am good at writing, coming up with ideas, supporting people, multitasking, remembering useless information and making silly web videos! And I've got a signed picture of ~~Boris Yeltsin~~ Jeff Goldblum...

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Permalink Reply by Jonathan (Whalacorn) on October 16, 2010 at 1:33am

HELLO KOMM!
I am the great and Mighty WHALACORN!!!
I'm alot like a whale in basic anatomy, except I'm Glimmering White, and have a Horn on the front of me!
Some of you may say mean and hurtful things like... "Isn't that just what a Narwhal is?" or "That's not very mythical."
But that's just not necessary. Can't we all just get along?
Strengths: Swimming, Underwater Swashbuckling, Grilling Kebabs.
Weaknesses: Frequently mistaken for a non-mythical being.

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Permalink Reply by Mack (Alrokabeesk) on October 17, 2010 at 3:05pm

Weakness: Large groups of people, being allergic to cats, dust and mold, being danger prone, losing things easy and DON'T TAKE MY GLASSES DUDE! I CAN'T SEE.

Strengths: Giving advice, laughing, dancing, headbanging, dressing for the weather (I am an Al Roker Beast), playing video games, and taking creepy strange pictures of myself.

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Permalink Reply by Sara (Squinchilla) on October 17, 2010 at 3:10pm

o_o So much makes sense right now.

Mack (Alrokabeesk) said:

dressing for the weather (I am an Al Roker Beast)

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Permalink Reply by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on October 17, 2010 at 10:31pm

Strengths - Bo staff wielding, mental manipulation, bird calling, train conducting, and fountain pen repair.

Weaknesses - A man named Elmer.

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Permalink Reply by Corey Kramer (Ghost Chicken) on October 17, 2010 at 11:07pm

Strengths? I got those.
Let's see, I've got that whole "drawing silly cartoon picture thingys" going for me... I've got some acting chops, been known to sing on occasion (and not too shabbily either, might I add), and have more vintage board games and Batman paraphrenalia than you can shake a stick at. Oh, and I am surprisingly spry (seriously, you aughtta see me jumprope sometime).

Weaknesses? well...
Ice Cream is my kryptonite... not like the green stuff though. More like the blue stuff that makes Bizzaro Superman really smart. And... cold, I imagine. If it's like Ice Cream. mmmmmm... blue kryptonite