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Ok, so in the chat tonight after the LiveKast, we were talking about the rap-off and how awkward it was for Rhett and Link to try to do our individual beastly raps (and granted, they didn't have any time to sound out our rhymes, and even if they did, well we still kind of sucked).

So we started talking about Kommunity poetry instead. I hereby give you, the Kommunity poem challenge, a softer and gentler place for you to post your Rhett and Link rhymes.

*sigh* I can't give up, I got one last rhyme:

Thank you Rhett and Link
You tried our raps tonight!
Our efforts failed,
But you're still a'aight!

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Good one, Miss EC. Here's my attempt at humor - did you know that there is no exact rhyme for 'hairdo?' :) :

They tell me, “Tweeze your unibrow,”
But I don’t really care to;
I curl it up and comb it back
And use it as my hairdo.



Who's next?
Barb, that's so good I don't think I could come up with something better!!

Rhett and Link, Rhett and Link
Like "Little Fellers" will make your mind stink.
GREAT job Annalise!
orange...orange...wait what rhymes with orange? door henge,morange? ahh..orange :D
My poems I came up with on Kommunity chat Oct 2:

this one is supposed to be a rap:

I'd like a venti soy latte/ dont matter if it aint parfait/ im just a yuppie with my macbook/ go ahead and take a good look

Other poem, (written before Link's new baby came)

Link and Rhett are not yet jet-set
Cause Link's little Lady
Is going to have a baby

Local commercials will have to wait
As the new Neal has set a date
To appear
Really soon this year.
nothing rhymes with orange in the English language.

Keaton Simpson (Solar Bird) said:
orange...orange...wait what rhymes with orange? door henge,morange? ahh..orange :D
Awesome! i think these need to get read on the next live show! esp. this one!

Annalise (Shrieking Eel) said:
Okay, folks, here's my attempt at the rhyminess:


Trying to rhyme with "orange" is like describing Rhett and Link,
Attempt it and you'll find that it's much harder than you think.
Their quirky sense of humor is utterly unique
And their subjects cover everything (except the kitchen sink).

Their catalog of videos, it makes makes me feel sublime
I'll tell you something, folks, I'm saying "WOW!" every time!

Canadian "ET's," fast food folk, and a lumberjack,
Chicken and waffles and a BBQ attack,
Badgers, mongeese, Fear of frogs, and a love for little Pluto,
Velcro shoes, conhole, and phatdippin' are a few--
Though there are more that I love, I will barely start to count
Before I jump back online and partake of the fount
Of the knowledge that they share
On their Live show where they care
Enough to read the raps of beasts
(Though our rhymes are not quite there)

They're funny as can be, and I really can't disguise
That this beast is a fan 'cause they're a couple of great guys.

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