Is there an Availible Instrumental Version of "Hello - The SETI Song"

My roommate and I are apsiring internetainers and had some late night ideas to spoof the SETI song but make it about procrastinating. Specifically from an essay, there's just one problem, making a backing track is not in our repertoire. So I'm wondering if R&L, you could make one available or for purchase, or an awesome Mythical Beast could make one!

Here's what we have so far:

SETI SONG SPOOF (CITE IT)
Words in parenthesis are backing lyrics
Words in brackets are directions for camera shots to create context for the reader.

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Every morning I grab my redbull and laptop and I sit down at my screen, (Empty Screen!)
Nothing gets me going, but I got an essay do this mornin’ so I figure I might as well try to type it out real quickly (better be quick!)
Every one is the same I put it off endlessly
But I like to text my best friend, conversations never end, lol smiley face hit *send*
I know it’s only a matter of time,  before I finally spy, it’s 2:09, sayin’ hi, Oh…
Come here, come here, come here, I look so comfy from your desk chair there [pillow talking]
I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired, I’ll just put it off till the morning…(Cite it, cite it)

I may not have long, so while the concept’s strong, cmon, come up with a good thesis.

Well alright.

Are the characters in love? No.
Significance of the dove? No.
Can the blind man see? No.
Is the writing prose or poetry? No.

Jesus metaphor? Barely
Why does he close the door? Well actually he closes it because…etc.
Well how many interconnecting concepts can you find? Idk dude but this paper’s due at 9?

9? Hold on.. you mean 9 this morning? [cuts to shot of clock showing 8:30]

I’m screwed, I’m screwed, I’m screwed I guess I’ll just go get some sleep until it’s noon

I’m screwed, I’m screwed, I’m screwed, I hope my professor doesn’t think I’m being rude. Screw it screw it