Horrible fast food service

The fast food restaurants in Jacksonville Florida are bad. They forget stuff or are pretty rude. Sometimes they forget small stuff like straws but sometimes they either give us something wrong or don't even give us something of what we ordered. They forget to put fries in, they give us some kind of fish when asked for chicken and all kinds of stuff like that. I want to make a very long order like the one in Fast Food Folk Song but I don't have the money. I was hoping you guys could help me get them. 

Nick B