Best Jokes!! :o)

Who doesn't love a good laugh, right? (-; Since we all love Rhett&Link, I'm assuming you guys have a pretty good since of humor! As far as I know, this discussion hasn't been created yet, but jokes sure do make a good conversation topic over in my neck of the woods! I'm usually a fan of the corny ones myself, but what are some good ones that you've heard, read, or come up with lately?? Come on, don't be shy! I, for one, would love to hear 'em!! :D