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I’ve said it before . . . sometimes I have the strangest thoughts in the shower at 6A.M.
Today is no different.
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29th November, 2012
Whereas, Rhett James McLaughlin and Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal first met on the first day of first grade at Buies Creek Elementary School, having been held in from recess by their teacher and mentor, Ms. Locklear, for writing profanity on their desks and as punishment were made to color pictures of the mythical beast known as the unicorn, an event that would somehow strangely set the stage for life-long best friendship; and
Whereas, Messrs. McLaughlin and Neal have over the years developed their sense of humor and comedic talents, eventually metamorphosing into the comedy, filmmaking, musical and advertising duo we all know and love as Rhett and Link; and
Whereas, Rhett and Link music videos, non-scripted reality videos, and sketches have been seen on their YouTube channel over 100 million times; and
Whereas, Rhett and Link are commonly recognized worldwide as the premier internetainers of our age; and
Whereas, the RhettandLinkommunity (a.k.a. the Kommunity) was created by Rhett and Link and opened to public membership in June 2009 as a social network and gathering place where all Mythical Beasts could convene to share and exchange ideas, creativity in music and the arts and generally hang out; and
Whereas, the Kommunity is inhabited, governed and enjoyed by Mythical Beasts worldwide; and
Whereas, the number of Mythical Beasts in the Kommunity this very day reached the 30,000 member mark;
Now, Therefore ~ I, Gumbo123, a mythical beast in my own right, and by the power vested in me by the Mythical Beasts of this Kommunity*, do hereby proclaim that the first Thursday immediately following Thanksgiving Day is to become a Kommunity Holiday, to be known henceforth as . . .
and to now and forever more be celebrated annually and enjoyed by one and all. I call upon Mythical Beasts everywhere to pray and give thanks for our bountiful freedoms and blessings and to seek God's continued guidance, grace, and protection upon the Kommunity which we so dearly love.
In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and seal this twenty-ninth day of November, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twelve, the same being year number three of the creation and existence of the Kommunity.