Reasons why PIE is BETTER than cake.

PIE is BETTER than cake BECAUSE:

1. Pie is denser
2. Pie is thicker
3. Pie has less artificial flavor
4. Pie has crust
5. Pie isn't covered with whipped sugar
6. You can make pie out of almost any food, but with cake you are limited
7. Pie balances on a plate, and doesn't topple over when you are trying to eat the last bite
8. Pies are much more effective for hitting people in the face
9. Pie is moist, unlike the almost always dry cake

10. Pie can kick your A55! :D

11. Pie has its own extremely common meme "I like pie!" You ever hear everyone saying "I like cake"? No, I dont think so! And if you ever have heard someone say it, it would sound pretty weak.

12. Im sure Rhett and Link like pie more than cake! 

13. Pie is just awesome in general. Don't believe me? I HAVE PROOF:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_pie_better_than_cake&isLookUp=1

Don't question the power of PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Signed,

KATIE(UNICORNDAWG)