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So here goes rap number 1!

Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!

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You think you so sweet
Inviting me over for tea
Well I'm gonna one up ya
and invite you over for coffee.

My rhymes hit yo ears
Like caffeine hits yo brain
The complexity of these
will make your mind strain

The fe-mells got it goin on
We really know what's down.
We gonna take you out
Show you a night on the town.

But then we'll leave you sittin there
with the bill and the tip
After all, we won
That ain't no Freudian slip

This rap is done
It was a lotta fun.
Now Teresa U who do you think you are? I didn't invite you for tea can't you see? And I don't even like coffee!
Now don't even go into the complexity of me! I've got a brain you've never even seen! Yeah, start acting like a Rappin' queen wannabe!

I asked Link if he wanted tea, can't you see I accidentally insulted Link? Now with him on the brink of tears I begin to hear a rap in my ears, So I Rhymed with tea and used the sugar for three! And you think I am mean?

Yeah I said that you won, but that was only round one, now I'm back and pickin' up the slack of the mells who seem to want to go to jail! So tell me now, how will you top this? With a rhyme and a diss?
Are our raps getting better
since the livekast critique?
Did a little criticism
improve our technique?

So we don't rhyme to the letter
and our raps kinda stink
Rhett & Link don't hold back
Really, tell us what you think

So what if we can't fill
Poop Frog's pants?
Think our rapping's bad?
You should see us dance!
HA! You think you complex?
You'll be vexed and hexed
by the fe-mell mind
I ain't givin you no time
to recooperate
from the state
of confusion you in
cuz you just been
SMACKED bro.
Yo the fe-mells and the mells,
they are peaking from their shells
They're all coming out to play,
now hear the words I will convey

Rhett and Link both brought us here,
but now there's need the air to clear
Great fun this rapping it should be,
on that I think we all agree

But of the girls and of the guys,
it's clear a war just might arise
I hope the banter it stays light,
the bark stays bigger than the bite

Of course we know we all are beasts,
but on each other lets not feast
Mythical siblings yes we are,
and now it's time to raise the bar!
So I've been smacked and attacked yet I keep coming back, I ain't in confusion! And I see you losin' and all ya'll snoozen! I don't need time to recover from the smother of the rap mine you tried to hurt and put in the dirt,

I look at your rhyme and laugh, what was that? I'm no master but I hold han solo's rappin' Blaster! I love to rhyme and this time I will begin, oh wait, I already did! I ain't no little kid! Now let's rap the bid!

Val said to raise the bar, well this freestyle mentions a car! You don't have to look far for some enternetaintment when you join the R&L Kommunity, yeah I said it!
Wow the gals are giving up, well that's not how they put it, should it happen they give up tonight then tomorrow's gonna bite! No this rap isn't all that tight, but alright, but at least I'm not going in a scared flight!

I can see it now, they pick up the towel and start to scowl, yeah they are gonna say raps that will be foul! Ow! Now here I am not wanting this rap to end, so listen to this rap I send!

So Teresa and Tess what a mess! You're givin' in without sendin' one more in before this night ends! But maybe when tomorrow begins the rap battle will resume, so talk about your perfume, and maybe even some snazzy shoes! But either way, you may still lose!
Oh Jacky...
don't be wacky.

I Ain't even tryin' to confide
all I'm trying to do is let it all slide.

dudes, we get it, we forgive you...
and after all, we'll say "We love you"!

and no, we won't be shown up.
but we gonna end this like we're grow-ups ;)

you cant keep trying to pretend,
that you can bash until the end.
but what you cannot comprehend,
is that I've already pressed send...
I believe you just taught Rhett a lesson, my friend.
XD

Tegalto TessGray TwinPhoenix TnT said:
alright....nice demonstration. I put you somewhere on the rap spectrum between Vanilla Ice and Young MC.

Tegalto TessGray TwinPhoenix TnT said:
Shes better then these 2 guys. so there you can't compare.

Rhett McLaughlin (Shahbaz) said:
alright....nice demonstration. I put you somewhere on the rap spectrum between Vanilla Ice and Young MC.

Tegalto TessGray TwinPhoenix TnT said:

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