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So here goes rap number 1!

Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!

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Soda from a can? Oh man! this will be easy peesy lemon squeezey, to drink from the can is to hydrate like a man, yeah you aren't no man, and my name ain't Sam, but you are now in a jam! The odor we release is just a small piece of manhood, you say it's nasty disgusting and eww! But to be true, it's just the hard work that we do! My name is Jack and I backfired your attack!
What's this? You think you're some kinda rappin' Mell specimen?
Don't be hatin' 'cuz you're just not feminine
and everybody knows that you're no Eminem,
so why you actin' like it, just please stop pretendin'.

I come from the south-west - Ari-to the-zona,
I'm gonna rap at ya... because I wanna.
I stepped up to the plate, your ego to deflate.
so step down, little man, you're just a dead weight.
So we Mells have no manners? Wow what a slammer! Now taste this little hammer! We have manners too, believe it because it's true. Now don't get blue cause I'm PWNing you! Now let's look at where this did begin, wasn't it saying we were friends? You say you like meat, that's not what we came here to compete, yes we can eat eggs, you may eat ribs from the slab, and for a gal that's not too bad! But this is sad, we go out and cook everything but the snout of the pig that once lived with those ribs, I'm a dead weight? Well I didn't come here to hate, maybe to debate but you can't beat what you can't even chase! So realize that I am part of the human race. Writing happens to be a talent for me, and I can use while online or cooking a swine. So let's cut this cake, you can't beat Jack with those attacks!
The Mells 2...Fe-Mells 4
In my few days I have learned not to complain, it's the same with attention, did I mention that I still might win? I have record of never going to fail, through rapping rain and hail I might prevail. I don't go to jail, even if I did I always have a bail! Here's something I will tell, you have done well, but I continue like no other, yeah, you better be sayin' "Oh brother!" I don't always go to my knees on account of these little rap taps, I am Jack and I am back!
Boy I know you think it's just a friendly competition
but you hit a point of pride and now I'm on a mission
to make sure it's no bravado and big wishin'
there was more that you could be dishin'

So I'll take your cake, and eat it too
'cuz what else is a girl to do?
I sure as nothin' ain't gonna cry in my room.
So I'll blow out your flame and fan away the fumes.

That's what.
Tess you didn't say it best, if I have pride it's not that high, I just live through what to do with you, this will be my last rap tonight, but like the gal you are you will attack before I get back, to bed I gotta go but it won't end this show! I wanna know where will you go with this rappin' throw, I ain't no pro, I'm just a friendly bro, so, you blow the flames but this game still remains! So attack the Jack from behind his back, cause tomorrow I come just to top that!
You mells best step back,
this barracuda is gonna attack!
You think your raps are "tight",
but they aren't, a'ight?
Ya think you're so smart,
but ya really just aren't.
You think you're gonna win,
but we'll watch you sink as we swim.
You can try to react,
This barracuda has attacked!
Oh here we go..oh boy... I mean oh mell lol amirite XD

Oh boy this is my first time rapping
This is the race and the mells keep on laping
This one will be short because I dont have the skill
but you Fe-mells calm down and take a chill pill

KEATON OUT! XD
The girls need to BACK-UP
Cuz the Mells are here to STACK-UP

Your little wimpy rhymes
Don't deserve the time
It takes a tire to Jack-UP

We're here to make it clear
That the girls aren't near
They need to take their stuff
And PACK-UP
This is Cara Canelli
being fe-melly.
We've got some mad skillz.
This ain't no fire drill!
You say our rhymes are "wimpy",
but let me put it simply:
We fe-mells will prevail
and send ya'll mells to jail.

WORD.
Yo, I'm Cate, and I'm Aly.
We don't dilly-dally, We hope you liked our rap cuz' this is the finale.

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