Lemons

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Permalink Reply by INVALID [The Dreidel] on February 13, 2011 at 10:22pm

Watch this I can change the comment

Gumbo 123 said:

. . . find a kid with a paper cut.

INVALIDREIDEL ALERT!: Actually, don't.: That was an Invalidreidel alert.
P.S. When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic

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Permalink Reply by INVALID [The Dreidel] on March 2, 2011 at 9:27pm

Cee ( The Platysombat) said:

You can't use lemons for that.......  You'll need a  more powerful citrus   like GRAPEFRUIT......  : )

Anna Leach (Gojofankey) said:

When Life gives you lemons... Use them to destroy all life on earth and then move away to another galaxy to start a new life =3

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Permalink Reply by Briana Davis( Jagirock) on March 8, 2011 at 11:27am

or   a fruit fiend!...one of those people that love fruit and will chase you because they're hungry!

Madeline (Mizuchi) said:

make a fruit friend.

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Permalink Reply by Kymbirley [Kymbirlion] on May 2, 2011 at 11:10pm

When life gives you Lemons...sell them on Ebay....

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Permalink Reply by Alice (The Aisling) on May 2, 2011 at 11:16pm

When life gives you lemons... lovingly craft a lemon-meringue pie and slap it right back in life's face.

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Permalink Reply by Joseph (gluenicorn) on May 3, 2011 at 3:16pm

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Permalink Reply by Brock Lightning (Kokakuchō) on May 4, 2011 at 11:24am

when life gives you lemons, ask it why in the world it gave you something useless like a lemon instead of mythical shoes.

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Permalink Reply by Jose Cou (atomic fishtopus) on May 7, 2011 at 7:11pm

When life gives you lemons put them in two socks and tie the socks together to make boleadoras.

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Permalink Reply by Lisa S (Lypana) on July 13, 2011 at 6:09am

When life gives you lemons, blind the person who caused life to give you lemons

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Permalink Reply by Amanda Medley on September 9, 2011 at 6:17pm

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and yell "I don't want any of your damn lemons!"

(that's my favorite, but that has kinda been said so I'll go with)

When life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka to and have a party.

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