Fruitcakes

Why is it that every Christmas I gotta hear all this weird stuff about fruitcakes when I've never seen one in my life. Anybody with me?

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Permalink Reply by stephen collins (ukulelesaurus) on December 23, 2009 at 10:10am

you dont want to eat them. trust me, they make great door stops though

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Permalink Reply by Alex Macdonald on December 9, 2010 at 9:26pm

don't like them myself. Eugh.

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Permalink Reply by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on December 16, 2010 at 8:46am

I really don't think they're that bad at all! Poor fruitcakes, such a stigma. Fruitcakes and spinach should team up together and fight the injustice!

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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on December 17, 2010 at 1:48pm

* enjoying a slice of Benson's Old Home Classic FRUIT CAKE while typing this response.

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Permalink Reply by Cee ( The Platysombat) on December 18, 2010 at 3:19am

Fruit cake =

1) Someone who is completely insane ( or insane only on weekdays) weekends excluded

2) A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch , rum, or anything containing a hydroxyl group, –OH

3) Petrified cakes with hardened congealed colorful unknown substances (known to be baked by people completely off their rocker. Almost Impossible to get rid of.

Whew that was close..... As i quickly hide the packages of old fruitcake in the regift vault. I'd throw them away but

They make wonderful gifts, bricks,doorjams,planters, and I heard even stroopwafels ; )

This is what one looks like ( doesn't resemble "Cake" at all) more bread like

Yummy

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Permalink Reply by Briana Davis( Jagirock) on December 18, 2010 at 4:14am

fruitcake uses.....hmmm let me see a weapon, paperweight, a stocking stuffer to replace coal...(you know you've been bad when you've been given fruitcake!....or worse a trick or treat given to you on halloween. case n point stay away from the fruit of the cake.

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Permalink Reply by Briana Davis( Jagirock) on December 18, 2010 at 4:32am

whats wrong with you.....are you sure you ate a fruit cake??!!.........spinach is good........fruitcake not good! dont drag spinach into this, spinach is INNOCENT....you'd insult popeye...you crazy woman you :P

Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) said:

I really don't think they're that bad at all! Poor fruitcakes, such a stigma. Fruitcakes and spinach should team up together and fight the injustice!

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Permalink Reply by Briana Davis( Jagirock) on December 18, 2010 at 4:35am

THAT is disturbing....................e.e ......i'm unfriending you from my future friend list

Gumbo123 said:

* enjoying a slice of Benson's Old Home Classic FRUIT CAKE while typing this response.

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Permalink Reply by Cee ( The Platysombat) on December 18, 2010 at 10:48pm

Grandma's Killer fruitcake Song

Grandma's Killer Fruitcake

BananaAnna2008(Anna Pitts)Ritchu said:

I've always found them to be gross.... I won't touch 'em! I think fruitcakes are something that have been found to be gross throughout history. I conclude this because I ordered a book of Christmas music the other day and when it came in, there was a song titled "Grandma's KILLER Fruitcake."