QUICK, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! IT'S THE EMBELINASAUR!

You are wandering through the streets of a really boring and conservative town in Idaho when you start to get the feeling that someone is following you. You look back, but no one is there. Still, you quicken your pace. Now you're getting a bit sweaty. Your heart is racing. You just know that someone is following you! You break out into a run, but it's too late!

"KITTENS!" A voice screams as you are tackled to the ground. "Oh, no..." you whisper as you see your offender's face. It's none other than...

EMILY, THE KITTEN-TASTIC WONDER!

"Please don't smother me with your kittenly love!" you beg, but to no avail. Kittens are already swarming around you, smothering your face with their furry bodies. Emily gets off of you and stands up with a satisfied look.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughs. "ALAS MY CHILDREN, THIS IS THE DAY YOU SHALL REMEMBER AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST EVADED THE KITTENLY PASSION OF EMILY, THE KITTEN-TASTIC WONDER!"

The end.