Ruslan (Ty-grey)'s Blog – October 2009 Archive (2)

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# When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.



# Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.



# Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.



# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.



# When Chuck… Continue

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