I tried to search your name and wasn't finding you because you dropped the last name! GOOD THING I KNOW YOUR BEAST NAME.

Reina and I were both on for the All Night Long thing, trying to summon you! WE MISSED YOU. SHE EVEN CALLED YOU JESS. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.

And right as I'm typing this I can see your EVIL, EVIL ILLEGAL CONCERT PICTURES! YOU BAD GIRL! Oh, but look there's the crushing picture that inspired AWDC! That's redemption. OH BOY, IT'S THE LORD OF THE CAPS COMIC. FULL REDEMPTION. FULL REDEMPTION.

Ahhhhhhhh well, just wanted you to know you were missed on two accounts! And we need to get some AM going. SOON. I can't let JESSICA THE INVISIBLE DESTROYER have crushed me so badly without REDEMPTION!

Ok, this comment is already like 4 feet long. Talk to you soon.

I AM SUMMONED. I CANNOT RESIST!

Hahaha, but some AM sounds irresistible! I'm in class now, but hopefully I can get on later this morning/tonight! Hopefully that works with your schedule. I definitely need to redeem myself in light of JESSICA THE INVISIBLE DESTROYER last time. I have been training my LOTR anime army VIGOROUSLY, and you're going DOWN.

Well, see you later today some time! Prepare yourself!

Wow! You said you were late! I just saw your post now! Thank you so  much! For remembering and the sexy bald man. <3 <3 <3 You're a great friend Jess. Really. :>

Why, hello. I do believe we know each other, though I has been a while since we spoke. We should remedy that soon!

I'm just letting you know about the final vote to name the Betta fish! I just sent off a whole slew of comments to the people who nominated names initially, but I figured I'd give you one as well since you're just that special. The discussion is here: http://rhettandlinkommunity.com/forum/topics/name-the-betta-fish

Hope to see you soon. There needs to be some AM redemption. I VOW I WILL NOT BE DESTROYED AGAIN. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

... or, I guess, "lettered", since it's AM ...

YOUR DAYS ARE LETTERED, JESSICA THE DESTROYER.

Yes, I am definitely going to try and come on Saturday! I missed the first two, so it's probably about time I actually show up for one.

Ahh Jess, I'm sorry I missed it! The site was having maintenance the night before, and when I opened the page the next morning, I forgot to change the URL back to "rhettandlinkommunity.com". So every time I was refreshing, I was still getting the maintenance message, and I thought they were just taking a really long time! It is no excuse, but I am still sorry nonetheless!

Don't think that this lets you off the hook though. You may have escaped then, but very soon I demand that we have a rematch so my LOTR Anime Army and I can DESTROY YOU!

School-induced stress? That is not good! Fake school should be better to you than that! It IS fake, after all!

I won't even need any kuck, that's how confident I am! In fact, you're going to have to be pretty jucky just to win a single round! HAHAHA!

But yeah, I should hopefully be able to get on in the evenings sometime this week.

Oh my, that is just beautiful!! You could sell those and make a ton of money! I mean, who wouldn't want their own personal Navi?

Why hello! I was just wondering if you were going to apply to get tickets to The Mythical Show. Since you at least live in California, I figured you may be in a slightly better position to go than I am!

Yes, I am pretty sure I would definitely be the only one from South Dakota to be there! I forgot about the 18 part of it! That's too bad. Maybe you and Jacob could wear some of his classic fake mustaches and trick them into thinking you're over the age limit!

I guess that's probably a little too farfetched. But Vidcon would be amazing! When you're on your own you'll just be traveling all over! (Well, all over California. I mean, you definitely can't leave: you've got a record to keep!)

I will promise not to let your sneaky mustache plan get out! It will just be between you and me. And Jacob. And whomever reads this post on a public website on the Internet.

I would love to go to Vidcon some day! And yes, my out-of-stateness certainly sets me up for the trip. I am glad your mind keeps you in California, haha. WE CANNOT BREAK YOUR LEGACY. Well, maybe we can, if Jacob's going to go to the Grand Canyon. It makes me wonder though... perhaps the reason you've never left California is because California doesn't want you to leave. The moment you reached the border, guards would swarm around you and prevent you from leaving. I think this is probably the case. We'll have to employ the secret mustache plan to get around that as well.

Did somebody say "sneaky mustache plan" ?

NOOO the gig is up! Hahaha.

It just loves you to much to let you leave! I think it's afraid that if you go, you'll never come back. With you gone, who would protect it from the dangerous AWDCs?

You have an imposter! http://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/JessicaVasquez458?xg_source... She is even from California!

By the way, we must have another AM showdown soon. I am itching to destroy the destroyer!

You must be TAKING THOSE ILLEGAL CONCERT PICTURES AGAIN, YOU EVIL GIRL. Suruly, it is about tome for the AWDCs to find you and take you away!

I should have some time tomorrow. Today is really busy, but tomorrow I'll have some time in the morning and evening. Plenty of time to put you in your place and find the conundrum every single round I play!

YOU ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE ARTIST EVER, I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW WONDERFUL IT IS!

Seriously, wow! I laughed out loud in excitement/awe when I saw it! So so so so good. You captured our expressions and devious AWDC-slaying personalities perfectly! Thank you so much, it is the best birthday present!

And I am ready whenever you are!

Plagiarism! Plagiarism, I say! I shall contact my lawyer immediately and expect to be awarded high amounts of compensation from those idea-stealing thieves!

I'll use that money to be able to quit my job and become a professional AM player, so you will never win again! Though in the meantime, I wouldn't mind practicing with you some time soon and getting you used to losing. ;) We'll have to arrange something in the near future!

I do believe that you would make a very effective lawyer. All you'd have to do is whip out THE EYES and people would be so terrified that you'd win every case!

But yes, this week and/or next week should probably work for me, at least some time in there! I can always make time to destroy the destroyer.

Ah, yes, I should be able to! Sorry that I never fulfilled that obligation last week. We had a huge blizzard here and ended up losing Internet over the weekend, which threw a wrench in my plans. Fortunately, I was able to use that Internet-less time to to train vigorously, and you are going to be destroyed!

Don't forget about your commitment . . . DO THE POSE!

I agree! It has been so long, in fact, that you have changed your profile picture from the timeless classic! I hardly even recognize you! Well, that's not true; the new picture is very nice! But it still has been much too long!

I will be on this evening for a while longer, so hopefully we can set something up! You definitely need to be destroyed in AM to set the year off right!

Those swords are incredible! Now I'll have to be even more scared of the destroyer!

Also, I am on now, so whenever you are ready to lose, bring it on!

Oh, I absolutely agree! I should be available around any time tomorrow, if that works for you?

Worry not! The worst friend ever label is far from yours! But thank you anyway for your wishes. We'll certainly have to catch up soon to make up for it!

Jess! It's been a long time indeed, but thanks for dropping by! I'll certainly take you up on your offer. It's been a while since you've lost AM, so we'll have to fix that.

Oh, goodness. I am not so sure about that, but thanks! How have you been doing? Drawing class sounds fun.

Glad to hear that that you're feeling less stressed, and that you're getting back into "normal" drawing. Trying different mediums definitely helps.

Kevin is doing all right. I'm just finishing my last year of school and working for a local software company. It's busy, but after this year it should hopefully slow down a little.

I'd say I can allow you at least 20 minutes of grace when determining if your birthday wish is accepted or not. Thanks! I hope everything is going well in (the still incorrect) California time.

What on earth could be so important that THE California girl would abandon her homeland? Please keep me updated on this matter of national importance.

Let me be the first to congratulate you and welcome you to the ranks of the Well Traveled Individuals Who Have Seen a Lot of Snow at McDonald's (WTIWHSALOSAM). We're glad to have you, and we hope you enjoy your stay.

What are you going to be doing there, aside from just enjoying the foreign environment?

Well, that sounds like the perfect little excursion to finally break the California streak. I look forward to hearing about your next out-of-state adventure, whenever that may be. I'm assuming you're planning on waiting another 22 years.

Man, six years goes by quickly. Thanks for the birthday wishes! And I'm looking forward to seeing this mysterious project that hopefully will reach completion. Here's some virtual motivation to keep you going.

I appreciate the update! Hopefully your first plane ride is a good one. A short little flight within the state is probably the perfect amount of time to enjoying flying before the magic wears off and and the reality of being stuck in a cramped metal tube with several other people sets in.

What takes you out to San Diego?

I assume "JMM" stands for "Jessica's Math Mentoring" and that you were teaching everyone there. If you keep earning free trips, I'm sure you're bound to secure a second out-of-state excursion. Maybe even out of the country!

And feel free to post any of those 800 pictures. I'm sure your frigid, wintery beach would be right on par with the snowy, 10-degree weather we have up here.

Well, if you end up getting to go to Colorado, you'll certainly get your fair share of mountains and snow. And don't feel too bad about never experiencing 10 degrees. It's just like your 26 degrees, except a little colder. Where I live has pretty erratic weather anyway, so it's already back up to a balmy 41 degrees today.

Sorry to hear about your broken foot! What happened?

South Dakota's weather certainly isn't as constant as many places. In fact, using some charts and averages your mathy brain might enjoy, my hometown was determined to have the least-predictable weather in the US.

I'll have to hear the longer version of the story some time, but it sounds like your foot didn't deserve such a nasty break. Though such earnest congratulations from a doctor is commendable, so maybe it was worth it.

We certainly don't get as hot as California. I'd say the average summer day is in the low 80s and we have a week or so of over-100 days.

And I've never heard "almond" pronounced in a way other than rhyming with "TALL-fund". I guess the "mon" is kind of a cross between of "min" and "muhn", though.

Well, if I'm ever in California, I'll be a careful to avoid saying "almond" now. I wouldn't want to pronounce it in the wrong neighborhood and get jumped by one of the rival Almond Gangs. (Especially one of you AW-mihnd hooligans!)

Yes! I'm sure that's exactly how it would go down. And thanks for the picture! I see you haven't lost your touch after all these years.

I will need documented, concrete proof of this alleged trip, and I will not even entertain the thought that it is true until you've updated me with a full report of your adventures!

My timezone will always be best, but just think: you'll briefly be in the correct and proper timezone as you fly over the middle of the country. That alone is worth the trip.

What a perfectly timed picture; if you had been a couple hundred miles north, I could have looked up at that moment and seen you!

If you were going to finally venture to the other side of the country, this crazy cold snap is probably the best time for you to have gone. The one time I was in D.C., it was in the dead of July, 100 degrees, and incredibly humid. I would've definitely preferred the snow.

You know, writing this when it's -2 outside my thin little walls as I type, I'm having trouble sympathizing with your pain of 30-degree cold. ;) But I guess as a Californian, 30 probably feels like -30 to you, so maybe I'll let it slide.

Four states! I wouldn't have believed it a couple of years ago. At the rate you're going, you may have to up the ante and start -- dare I say it -- venturing out of the country?

I can see why you'd want to visit the Hobbit houses. Given your height, they'd the be perfect size for you!

Good pun, and I don't doubt that you could take me in a fight. The UniSeal, being such a naturally docile creature, is no match for an angered Swamp Chicken, however short it might be. Life's tough in the swamp.

Thanks, Jess! I of course go by the CORRECT timezone, but I'll accept the well wishes from your INFERIOR timezone.

How's California?

Sounds like you actually got three new jobs, since from what I've heard Breath of the Wild makes you spend as much time as having another one. I've never played it, but if I ever get time to play another long game like that, it's on the top of my list.