When I was a kid my dad was a maintenance mechanic at Hillshire  Farms & Kahns (it's now Sara Lee Foods) for about 10 years. His job was to make sure the machines that made the hot dogs worked properly and fix them if something broke. He used to bring home boxes upon boxes of various meats, including hot dogs. I never cared for hot dogs before he started working there, I absolutely despise them now.

Here's a fun fact: The only difference between bologna and hot dogs is the shape. 

Here's an article to challenge the common belief that red meat is bad for you. It is probably much truer that while any processed meat is bad for you that unprocessed red meat is healthy and nutritious. http://authoritynutrition.com/is-red-meat-bad-for-you-or-good/

Unrelated: Has Link always had the habit of playing with his wedding ring? I've only started noticing it in Season 7, but I am sometimes unobservant, and it may just have been flying under my radar until recently. Has anyone noticed him doing it earlier, perhaps in other seasons of GMM?

It makes me a little nervous, because I know I often end up dropping or unintentionally launching a ring if I take it off my finger and start playing with it. Then again, Link's mug on the edge of the table has made a lot of people nervous for ages, and he has yet to knock it over...