Post Your Favorite Joke! - RhettandLinKommunity2024-03-29T13:21:01Zhttps://rhettandlinkommunity.com/forum/topics/post-your-favorite-joke?feed=yes&xn_auth=nowhy do seagulls live at the s…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2011-01-18:2452419:Comment:2287852011-01-18T22:47:21.115ZMich (Puchmeez)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/michvonlosa
why do seagulls live at the sea, cuz if they lived at the bay they would be called bagels
why do seagulls live at the sea, cuz if they lived at the bay they would be called bagels A bear walks into a bar. The…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2011-01-09:2452419:Comment:2220842011-01-09T20:23:37.989ZJose Cou (atomic fishtopus)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/JoseCou
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is very surprised. The bear asks for a beer and the bartender serves him. The bear puts a $20 bill on the counter. The bartender sees this as an oppritunity to save some money. He gives the bear a $5 bill.as change. "You know," the bartender said, "we don't get many bears in here." The bear says "At 15 bucks a beer I'm not surprised!"
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is very surprised. The bear asks for a beer and the bartender serves him. The bear puts a $20 bill on the counter. The bartender sees this as an oppritunity to save some money. He gives the bear a $5 bill.as change. "You know," the bartender said, "we don't get many bears in here." The bear says "At 15 bucks a beer I'm not surprised!" What do you call a cow with n…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2011-01-08:2452419:Comment:2212652011-01-08T20:54:40.313ZZack (Spirit Plat)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/Zack612
What do you call a cow with no legs?<br />
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Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?<br />
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Ground beef! Question:
What's the differen…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-12-06:2452419:Comment:1958312010-12-06T19:09:35.161ZGumbo123https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/Gumbo123
<u><b>Question:</b></u><br></br>
What's the difference between karate and judo?<br></br>
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<u><b>Answer:</b></u><br></br>
<b>Karate</b> (空手) is a traditional Japanese form of unarmed combat, now widely popular as a sport, in which fast blows or kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.<br></br>
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A martial art originating from the Ryukyu Islands in what is now Okinawa, Japan, karate was developed from indigenous fighting methods called te (手, literally "hand"; Tii…
<u><b>Question:</b></u><br/>
What's the difference between karate and judo?<br/>
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<u><b>Answer:</b></u><br/>
<b>Karate</b> (空手) is a traditional Japanese form of unarmed combat, now widely popular as a sport, in which fast blows or kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.<br/>
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A martial art originating from the Ryukyu Islands in what is now Okinawa, Japan, karate was developed from indigenous fighting methods called te (手, literally "hand"; Tii in Okinawan) and Chinese kenpō. Karate is a striking art using punching, kicking, knee and elbow strikes, and open-handed techniques such as knife-hands (karate chop). Grappling, locks, restraints, throws, and vital point strikes are taught in some styles.<br/>
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<b>Judo</b> is that stuff they make bagels out of. What happened when the turkey…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-25:2452419:Comment:1896002010-11-25T05:21:43.169ZCee ( The Platysombat)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/CeeThePlatysombat
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?<br></br>
(a) <i>He got the stuffing knocked out of him</i><br></br>
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Why can't you take a turkey to church?<br></br>
(a) <i>Because they use such FOWL language</i><br></br>
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.<br></br>
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The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.<br></br>
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"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a <i>foreign…</i>
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?<br/>
(a) <i>He got the stuffing knocked out of him</i><br/>
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Why can't you take a turkey to church?<br/>
(a) <i>Because they use such FOWL language</i><br/>
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.<br/>
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The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.<br/>
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"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a <i>foreign language</i>?"<br/>
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<b>How to Train a Cat</b><br/>
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."<br/>
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I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.<br/>
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The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa. Hehehe. Those are great!
Sar…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-24:2452419:Comment:1891122010-11-24T01:51:01.475ZKevin (UniSeal)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/KevinHilt
Hehehe. Those are great!<br/>
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<cite>Sarah M. S. (DancingDolphyn) said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://rhettandlinkommunity.com/forum/topics/post-your-favorite-joke?id=2452419%3ATopic%3A186130&page=2#2452419Comment186853"><div>For you musicians out there...<br/> <br/>
How is a banana peel musical?<br/>
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.<br/>
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?<br/>
A flat minor.</div>
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Hehehe. Those are great!<br/>
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<cite>Sarah M. S. (DancingDolphyn) said:</cite><blockquote cite="http://rhettandlinkommunity.com/forum/topics/post-your-favorite-joke?id=2452419%3ATopic%3A186130&page=2#2452419Comment186853"><div>For you musicians out there...<br/> <br/>
How is a banana peel musical?<br/>
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.<br/>
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?<br/>
A flat minor.</div>
</blockquote> Q: How do you make a handkerc…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-21:2452419:Comment:1876032010-11-21T05:55:47.808ZGumbo123https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/Gumbo123
<b>Q:</b> How do you make a handkerchief dance?<br/>
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<b>A:</b> Put a little boogie in it.
<b>Q:</b> How do you make a handkerchief dance?<br/>
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<b>A:</b> Put a little boogie in it. A rope walks into a bar. The…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-19:2452419:Comment:1871962010-11-19T19:13:33.550ZNikki Reed (Chickcharnie)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/NikkiReed
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Get out of here. We don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves, ties himself into a knot to disguise himself, and goes back in. Bartender says, "Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that rope I just kicked out? Get out of here!" The rope leaves again, and this time seems to be quite distressed. The rope sits down outside the bar, and starts pulling and scratching at himself until he starts to unravel. He decides to give it one last shot. The rope walks…
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Get out of here. We don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves, ties himself into a knot to disguise himself, and goes back in. Bartender says, "Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that rope I just kicked out? Get out of here!" The rope leaves again, and this time seems to be quite distressed. The rope sits down outside the bar, and starts pulling and scratching at himself until he starts to unravel. He decides to give it one last shot. The rope walks back into the bar, and the bartender says, "Gosh darn it, aren't you that rope?" The rope says, "Nope. 'Fraid/Frayed knot." For you musicians out there..…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-19:2452419:Comment:1868532010-11-19T02:45:08.291ZSarah M. A. (DancingDolphyn)https://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/SarahStringham
For you musicians out there...<br />
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How is a banana peel musical?<br />
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.<br />
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?<br />
A flat minor.
For you musicians out there...<br />
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How is a banana peel musical?<br />
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.<br />
<br />
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?<br />
A flat minor. Ol' Fred had been a religious…tag:rhettandlinkommunity.com,2010-11-18:2452419:Comment:1864702010-11-18T18:50:51.137ZJames Malachi Beesonhttps://rhettandlinkommunity.com/profile/JamesMalachiBeeson
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.<br />
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The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket…
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.<br />
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The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.<br />
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At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.<br />
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He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."<br />
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He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"<br />
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This is funny.