"He's got to get there in time to save Gotham!"

At least that must be true for The Batman as seen on G.M.M. And a Superhero he is (was?) what with his lack of antiperspirant, sprawling mullet and take no prisoners (see invasive) attitude---all that and he got Bat Girl??? Man am I doing something wrong or what? I'm as good looking and robust as Rhett and I've got all chips with no dice (or is that the other way around?). What do you think.......?