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In homage to one of the greatest cartoon collections of all time . . . 27 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list . . . 101 Uses for a Dead Cat  by Simon Bond is a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including pin cushion, boat anchors, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine.. The book was promoted with the tag line, 

Since time immemorial mankind has been

plagued by the question,

"What do you do with a dead cat?"

 

So . . . what other uses can you find for a Chia Lincoln

that just won't grow hairy sprouts like it should?

 

 

 

Get the poster here:  101 Uses Poster.JPG

and here is a clear, high resolution Chia Lincoln for all

you budding photoshoppers out there:

 

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Could Chia Lincoln be... (wait for it) THE 12TH DOCTOR (That is actually a suggestion I'll leave the last ones for someone else)

#98 ~ Chia Who - - - The 12th Doctor

How about a hypnotizing device?

#99 it is . . .

and #100!

This discussion was begun by Gumbo123 on February 8, 2011 at 2:05pm

This posting, the 101st suggestion used, comes at 12:30am on July 1, 2013

Elapsed time:  2 years, 4 months, 22 days, 10 hours and 25 minutes . . .

 

#101 ~ REPLANT  YOUR  DEAD  CHIA  LINCOLN

 

Just scrape off the dead stuff, re-seed and start from fresh.  You can buy packs of replacement seed at http://www.buying-chia-pets.com/chia-seeds.html - - -> two Chia seed packets (enough for 6 plantings) $5.95

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or, if you're really serious about it and want to go into full scale production for fun and profit, buy food grade seeds at http://www.wheatgrasskits.com/sprouting/chia_sprouting_seed - - Black Chia Sprouting Seeds. High germination rate. Great for chia pet refills, microgreens, sprouting, storage and more. Available in various quantities . . . get the 16oz bag (1 lb) of black chia seed for $16.95 or GO BIG and get the 30 lb bucket for $299.99

 

GIVE  YOUR  DEAD  CHIA  LINCOLN  NEW  LIFE !  !  !

FREE  POSTER  FOR  ALL  TO  ENJOY ! ! !

 use the link in header above to download the full size poster

 

LOL!! That took a long time but it got finished...;)

When did you come up with this?/How long have you been waiting to post that?

And now, back by popular demand . . .

1,001 MORE uses for a Dead Chia Lincoln

Same thing, new space . . . just to give all you

creative types a place to post more silliness. 

Final status update:

Started: February 8th, 2011

Finished: July 1st, 2013

Number of days active: 873

Total number of uses: 101

Average uses per day: 0.11569

Days ahead of the previous finish projection: 512.11903

Well done, everyone!

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