Oliverbot Conversation

Me and Oliverbot talking. :)

O: Hello! What is your name?

M: Whats it to ya?

O: What Is It To Ya, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

M: I am of the male persuasion.

O: Do you mean your name is of the male persuasion.

M: No... my name is Olly Olly Oxenfree.

O: What is your real name? Olly Olly Oxenfree, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

M: Are you a man or a woman?

O: I am a male robot entity.

M: What is an entity?

O: An entity is a conscious intelligent being.

M: What do you call a concious unintelligent being?

O: Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call a concious unintelligent being?

M: Oliver!

O: Can I help you?

M: Uh, yeah. Which aisle are the adult diapers in?

O: I hear you. The big one, I think.

M: Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

O: I really couldn't say for sure.

M: Have you heard of Rhett and Link?

O: No, tell me about him, her, or it.

M: They sing songs, such as the Maine Man song, do their own sketches, such as the Redneck Camping Guide, and are hilarious.

O: Who are "They?"

M: Rhett and Link.

O: Oh that Rhett and Link and Link .

M: You're stupid. I'm leaving.

O: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world. Bye bye.