Ode to Rhett and Link's Beards

This should be a song, but I don't want to record it. So here you are!

One day they’re there

The next they’re not

Now it starts

Then it stops

How can we know

How long they’ll last?

I know they’ve been long

In the past

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

Who has a beard?

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

They’re not bioengineered

They may have one

In the Future

But by then it will be

More mature

I can appreciate

Any length of beard

Although if I had one,

It would be really weird. (I’m a girl)

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

Who has a beard?

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

Please don’t get it sheared!

No matter if it’s brown,

Red, white or gold

Doesn’t matter whether

You’re young or old.

So we come to the end

Of my ode to you

Thank goodness you don’t

resemble Pikachu

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

Who has a beard?

Beards, beards, beards, beards,

They’re not to be feared.

Beards, beards, beards, beards, beards,

Beards, beards, beards, beards…

Beeeeeaaaarrrrdss!

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Comment by Christine Host on January 13, 2011 at 12:12am: Shel Silverstein?? and thankyou for the picture Gumbo. haha, :o) lovin it!

Comment by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on January 12, 2011 at 8:06pm: Oh my goodness! I probably enjoyed that a little more than I should have... I think we have a new Shel Silverstein on our hands!! Ha ha ha

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on January 12, 2011 at 5:58pm: did somebody say beards?

Comment by Nicholas Dayton (Chimppaca) on January 12, 2011 at 1:40pm: I'll most likely record that.

Comment by Link on January 12, 2011 at 11:46am: :0)

Comment by Femkoe Slangen(yuxa) I'm a cow on January 12, 2011 at 9:47am: I have a slight feeling... that this song... (correct me if i'm wrong) is about... beards......

Comment by Mack (Alrokabeesk) on January 11, 2011 at 10:13pm: Fff. Awesome.

Comment by Dallas - (Pheaglefish) on January 11, 2011 at 10:13pm: Go beards!

Comment by Scott (ThunderFalconDragon) on January 11, 2011 at 10:10am: gota love beards XD

Comment by Indiana-Jonas (space deer) on January 11, 2011 at 10:06am: Haha! That´s kool! XD