Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
If cars had feelings--
Well first off, who's to say they don't?
Who says that they can't feel bad or that they can't gloat?
Who says it doesn't hurt for a car to drive on a hot dusty road?
Or if a person scratches the chrome?
Who says cars don't have self esteem?
Who says that it doesn't hurt their feelings when you say something mean?
Like, "What a clunker," or "What a junker,"
Who says it doesn't hurt their feelings?
Who says cars can't hear us talking?
Who says they can't see people walking
And grumble that they're not using their cars enough
Who says that cars are tough?
For all you know cars have feelings
And they can hurt and cry and even be mean
In fact, for all you know
A car could have a piece of your soul
A secret, a conversation it's listened in on
When you thought no one was listening
But you were wrong
So go up to your car today
And tell them, "I love you, car, in every single way."