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Top Ten Gift Ideas of a SCROOGE. . .



Number 10

Order a scale that screams “Get off!” for the office receptionist who’s always on a diet.



Number 9

Buy best friend a copy of "How to Be Your Own Best Friend".



Number 8

Boxes of pens pilfered from the office will make great gifts!



Number 7

Send a copy of "Final Exit" for someone in the nursing home.



Number 6

Instead of Eau de Toilette…give bottles of the real… Continue

Top Ten Favorite Holiday Activities of a SCROOGE . . .



Number 10

Inviting a grunge band to sing Christmas songs at a senior citizen’s center.



Number 9

Beginning your thank you notes with, “I enjoyed returning your gift…”



Number 8

Yelling “Merry Christmas” as you cut off a car to get to the last parking space at the mall.



Number 7

Unscrewing another bulb from your neighbor’s string of outside Christmas lights each… Continue

Top Ten Clues That YOU Might Be a SCROOGE ...



Number 10

After speeding through a big slush puddle to purposely splash Christmas carolers, you can’t help but smile.



Number 9

You tell children that Santa’s home and workshop melted because of global warming.



Number 8

Instead of Frosty in your yard you have an abominable snowman ready to attack.



Number 7

Your idea of a great Christmas dinner is a McDonald’s Extra-Value… Continue