Kuchisake-onna

then one day the tatonka decided to go on a journey: a journey to become mythical. Along the way, she met a kindred spirit who shared her love of awesome taosters, didgeridoos, pan flutes noises- and especially awsome tennis players. Her name was Michi, and the tatonka looked at her as a savior, much as a baby tatonka looks up to a Native American who has saved it from a wolf.That was when they decided to become mythical together where they would find others who appreciated their many wonderful oddities. In the words of Rhett, they finally "embraced their weaknesses and called them uniquenesses."  And they lived mythically ever after. the end.