"Fauns don't look like they should be physically capable of walking. Centaurs seem much more majestic.
Trotting around on all fours would be cool, stumbling around on weird inverted goat legs would awkward."
"Ew. I'd rather have the snake, because the butter thing is just disgusting. Plus you'd look a lot more BA with a snake hanging around than with butter smeared across your face. Snake = admirers everywhere. Butter = friend count reduced to…"
"Snake, definitely. The butter thing would be inconvenient, gross, and bad for the skin. Plus, talk about awkward conversation central..."What are you doing with my butter...? "Nothing. Nothing at all.""But you're…"