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1) As told by Alex (Bull Shark)

So my dad knew a guy who owned a Jeep, and he lived in California at the time, where there are lots of Hispanics.

 

So my dad got this bad Mexican accent and called him every 5 minutes for 5 hours saying, “Ooohhhh... you have Jeep for sale.” And it went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

 

And then my dad’s friend called his home number (he was at his sister’s place) and said, “Hey Tony, the weirdest thing just happened. A Mexican guy kept saying, ‘Ooohhh you have Jeep for sale.’” Then my dad confessed.

 

The EEENNDDD.

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2) As told by Mr. Ian M. Foss

So this is a true story about my fifth grade. One time in particular.

 

So we got an assignment from my teacher, Mr. Penery. I grabbed my notebook and pencil out to write down the assignment. Like normal, I opened my zipper binder: zziipp! Then I waited. The assignment was to write a two-paragraph essay on history we had been studying.

 

“Easy,” I think, because I have a good memory, and I am really good at history.

 

I turn in my paper the next day. Later that day, when we are going to lunch, my teacher says, “Oy, Ian, get over here. I don’t have your essay.”

 

I said, “I gave it to you, sir.”

He said, “No, I have Ian B’s paper but not Ian F’s paper.”

 

So he made me rewrite it. I got an A. He found out that he read the paper wrong and thought my F was a B.

 

The End.

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