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As told by Pinkie Brony Chick

Once upon a time there lived a coconut named Joe. But he wasn’t like any normal coconut; he had a dream. His dream was to take over the world via blog, but when he told his mother and father, they said, “You can’t write. You don’t have hands!”

 

Joe was mad they didn’t believe in him, so he made a new plan. Joe had a cousin. She was a very nutty girl who had a blog. She was also an alien. So Joe decided he would take over his cousin’s blog.

 

And he did.

 

Joe had the secret talent of turning into a rock, and one day he turned into a rock and hit his cousin on the head, knocking her unconscious. After a few attempts of writing while all tied up,

she decided to let Joe write for the blog. But Joe made the mistake of revealing to the readers that he had captured his cousin. When his cousin saw this, she was horrified. She couldn’t believe that Joe would ever capture her! But poor Joe was not a very good capturer, and he mistakenly gave her a pocket knife to make her stop crying. She was happy and quiet after he gave her what she wanted.

 

And Joe died.

 

And his cousin was brought some comfort knowing he made a great piña colada.

 

The end.

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