Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
When Link said the Crystal Pepsi commercial was going to use an "arguably even better song" used on the show before, I was so sure Rhett's Booty Knot song was going to come blasting through the speakers.
Besides the small first aid kit, a glow stick for evacuation lighting and several packs of purified water, it contains a delicious sounding "emergency ration food provision" bar which was manufactured in 2004 and a June 2009 expiration date. Five-year shelf life and U.S. Coast Guard approved!
Those expiration and ""Best if used by" date, those are only a suggestion, right?
I'm saving it for a special occasion.