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Dyslexics  UNTIE!

Not for dyslexics, but pun lovers everywhere. If you're a paronomasiac, pull up a chair and sit a while. If you're not, I am so sorry for what you are about to endure. "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased—thus do we refute entropy." - S

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Comment by Tyler Dawson (Squirrelligator) on March 3, 2010 at 8:25pm
One of my favorite jokes is a pun with a long setup...

A monk decided to open a flower stand on the sidewalk right next to the playboy mansion. The neighborhood hated it, and everyone thought a flower stand was beneath their rich neighborhood. Some people called the cops, some people just yelled mean things at the monk, and some strictly told him to go away.

After a week, he was still there. At a neighborhood meeting, Hugh Hefner said he would take care of the situation, but no one thought he could do it. So, Hugh Hefner walked out of the meeting, went up to the monk, and he talked to him. The neighbors all saw the monk quickly pack up and leave.

Hugh Hefner came back, and all the neighbors asked him "How did you do it??" He simply replied:

"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars"

(if you don't get it, try saying it out loud... and picturing Smokey the Bear)

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Comment by Gumbo123 on February 22, 2010 at 4:53pm
Last post unless someone else gets involved:

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire ...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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Comment by Gumbo123 on February 16, 2010 at 3:57pm
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues.

A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

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Comment by Gumbo123 on February 9, 2010 at 2:31pm
Did you hear about the fellow who dreamed he brought his car into the shop for a set of wheels and new muffler?

He woke up tired and exhausted.

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Comment by Gumbo123 on February 9, 2010 at 2:29pm
WARNING: before you join this group and attempt to humorize the members, make sure you know what a PUN really is:

per Wikipedia: a pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. By definition, puns must be deliberate; an involuntary substitution of similar words is called a malapropism.

Example: Which of the following is "punnier"?
- - "I see" said the blind man.
or
- - "I sea" said the blind sailor.
or
- - "I see" said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

now, ENJOY!

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Comment by Gumbo123 on February 8, 2010 at 11:18am
I once met a dyslexic atheist - - he didn't believe in DOG

 

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