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While posting WELKOMM notes today for new kommunity members, I happened to notice that there were three new mythical beasts named Emily who had joined in a relatively short time. 

 

At first  I thought that it was just an odd coincidence, maybe unusual but nothing to become alarmed over . . . but a tiny bit of research has revealed they are only the latest wave in the recent flood of these creatures which call themselves "EMILY" that are infiltrating the kommunity in alarming proportions.

 

It would appear that the komm is slowly but systematically being overtaken by a horde of these cunning creatures!  While most Emilies continue to conceal their true identity, hoping to blend into the general komm population by posing as a generic RandLer type, others have been so bold as to place photo images of themselves. 

Or is this really them at all?

 

Notice below that at least two of the Emilies appear to be two-headed.  Yet others disguise themselves as time travelling, humanoid aliens (a.k.a. "timelord") of the non-Fe-Mell gender.  And yet others have deceitfully shape shifted into a canine or tree rodent or other indigenous animal species.

 

And that's just on the first page. I don't even know how to begin to describe this:

 

So today there were only 3 new Emilies . . . but my preliminary investigative work indicates that they have stealthily grown a komm population in excess of 250 . . . and nobody knows for sure how many are going under false identities.  In the coming weeks I plan to apply for public grant money to fund an expanded research expedition into the wilds of the kommforest to determine what (if any) threat these Emilies pose to our safety and mythical well being.

 

Kommunity take note . . .

they dwell amongst us!

 

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Forget about the Emilies: the Gumbo army has had an astonishing boom of 200% growth since we last checked in!

At least I won't have any problems finding a john when I need one...

With a little bit of creative programming, it's astounding what level of power and influence one can wield as a K-Mod . . . I am now just one key stroke away from invasion activation . . .

Interesting. So I guess my little icon is technically a "Winner" then.

What dire effects does this ominous, newly added action have, if we're ever so unlucky to see it upon us?

why am i on there?! I'm not apart of the Emily horde thing!!

(Anyways, i photobombed!)

Our kommunity remains on high alert status as we here at KGUM reported earlier today that the Emily horde numbers are now teetering on the verge of apocalyptic portions. 

Scientists at the World Institute for Emily Control and Eradication (WIECE) have reportedly developed, in a last ditch effort to repel this eminent invasion, an equally tenacious legion of UNISEAL clones that are currently undergoing rapid and intense training in field strategy and hand-to-hand combat tactics.

Film at 11 . . .

Gumbo, have you searched how many Matt we have in the community? You should look it up...

THIS  JUST  IN . . .

We can only hope there isn't an "Emily Horde Activation" action while their ranks are at such an ungodly number!

According to ancient Greek prophecy, komm population 666 is the triggering event

So, get ready.

They climbin in your windows and snatchin your people up.

Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband . . .

Because they lookin for you.

They gonna find you so you can run and tell that, homeboy

EVEN  MORE  DRAMA . . . stay tuned for updates on this breaking development . . .

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Kommunity . . .

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