Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
While posting WELKOMM notes today for new kommunity members, I happened to notice that there were three new mythical beasts named Emily who had joined in a relatively short time.
At first I thought that it was just an odd coincidence, maybe unusual but nothing to become alarmed over . . . but a tiny bit of research has revealed they are only the latest wave in the recent flood of these creatures which call themselves "EMILY" that are infiltrating the kommunity in alarming proportions.
It would appear that the komm is slowly but systematically being overtaken by a horde of these cunning creatures! While most Emilies continue to conceal their true identity, hoping to blend into the general komm population by posing as a generic RandLer type, others have been so bold as to place photo images of themselves.
Or is this really them at all?
Notice below that at least two of the Emilies appear to be two-headed. Yet others disguise themselves as time travelling, humanoid aliens (a.k.a. "timelord") of the non-Fe-Mell gender. And yet others have deceitfully shape shifted into a canine or tree rodent or other indigenous animal species.
And that's just on the first page. I don't even know how to begin to describe this:
So today there were only 3 new Emilies . . . but my preliminary investigative work indicates that they have stealthily grown a komm population in excess of 250 . . . and nobody knows for sure how many are going under false identities. In the coming weeks I plan to apply for public grant money to fund an expanded research expedition into the wilds of the kommforest to determine what (if any) threat these Emilies pose to our safety and mythical well being.
Kommunity take note . . .
they dwell amongst us!
OH MY GOODNESS! I was shocked to think that now they've even taken over the MTV airwaves and corrupted the mind and talent of one of Kim (the average yodler)'s favorites to promote their evil plan of domination . . .
. . . but then I find out that this has been going on for a long time:
"It's really not a song about an imaginary girl, Emily, it's a song about a belief . . ."
AH! the count of Emily's is now 260! 7 more have infiltrated out defenses!
Is that Emily with a C or a K? Gumbo, don't forget spelling variances, please keep us safe! I heard there has been an Emily infiltration in Furbieland and that this can account for the unsettling rise of Evil Furbies among us! Keep up the good fight, Gumbo, we're counting on you!
You never know Gumbo... I could be completely fake for all you know... >:)
Guys, we must make a really big deal of all this so that Rhett and Link take notice and make sure the whole kommunity knows about and is aware of the increasing population of Emilys.
I AGREE!!! :)
after reading this post I noticed something very strange, in the last few days, every GMM intro has at least 1 Emily! that really freaks me out.
There were only TWO Emily sightings in all 129 episodes of GMM Season 1.
Only 68 episodes in and the Emily Watch GMM-S2 count now stands at FIVE ! ! !
There has been an noticable spike in appearances these past two weeks, including a double timer and her EMMA minion.
I will keep the kommunity advised as the situation progresses.