Write a song about Walmart Family Reunions

Although I prefer to support independent business owners, I thought it would be really funny to have a family reunion at walmart in the paper goods isle.  We've all run into 2 or more people we know each time we go there.  Just think of all the supplies that would be readily available: steaks, grills, lawn chairs, sodas, chips, pinatas, horse shoe sets, kiddie pools, etc. Bathrooms on location, have it announced over the PA system... Call it the Redneck Reunion!