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Oh man, it's me...I'm going to be the nerd who writes out the full lyrics. Ah well.
I'll admit I'm having trouble with that fourth line of the chorus. Anyone hear something different?

 

Narration

The Higginbottom family has a big day tomorrow, so they're settling in for a good night's sleep. Little Lacy, little Tommy, Mommy and Daddy, and Grandpa. Sleep tight, Higginbottoms. Sleep tight.

Verse 1

Your parents told you that we don't exist
Well how in the world do you explain this?
We're gonna eat ya like we ate your neighbor Nathan
He tasted like waffles, gummy bears, and turkey bacon
We'll forge a letter in your handwriting to say
You hate your family, so you ran away

 

Chorus

Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight
You gotta get your beauty rest tonight
Sleep, sleep, sleep tight
You [wanna make right] in the morning light
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight
Sweet dreams bring peace of mind
Sleep, sleep, sleep tight
Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep tight

Verse 2

Whoopty-freaking-do, look who lost a tooth today-hey
You've done nothing, but you expect to be paid
I bet you don't even know what we do with the tooth
We grind it up and they put it in fast food
And the money that we leave behind isn't even real
It's printed on an inkjet, a counterfeit bill

CHORUS

Verse 3

{Sandman} You're an old man, I'm the Sandman
Your dreams are in my hands
And I can make you dream any dream that a man can
{Assistant} Be a front man for a blues band, have a younger man's prostate gland
{Sandman} Or make you show up naked for your final exam
But tonight I plan to transport you to an ancient land
Where you'll rescue a maiden from an evil man's hand

CHORUS

 

Verse 4

Fresh out of prison, looking for some stuff to lift
This time tomorrow, it'll be on Craigslist
{Burglar 1} Psst, hey! {2} Shh! {1} What! {2} Shh! {1} Sorry! {2} What's that?
{1} Do you think this would make me look fat?
{2} Can you help me get this thing through the window?
It's our ticket to the Antiques Roadshow
{2} Uh oh

...and the ending is either a lot of "ooooo" "aaaaaaaah" or "Gooooooood niiiiiiiiiiight."

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Thanks!

Getting closer, I have been looking for the lyrics....only lyrics in question (for me) are:

You gotta get your beauty rest tonight
Sleep, sleep, sleep tight
You [wanna make right] in the morning light
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight
Sweet dreams bring peace of mind


But hey, close enough!  Thanks for your post! 

Someone on YouTube asked about the Ink Jet line too. They said it is: "It's printed on an ink jet, a counterfeit bill."

Nice work!

Excellent, thanks for the tip! I've fixed it in the lyrics above.

FYI - - for future generations that might stumble across this thread and desire to view the video themselves - - the title on Rhett & Link's YouTube account has been renamed "Steampunk Tooth Fairy - Music Video Spot the Differences"

nice job! the only mistakes I found were one in the chorus, and one in verse 2, the chorus is"you 're gonna need your beauty rest tonight,and the second verse is supposed to say "I bet you don't even know what we do with the tooth".

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