RhettandLinKommunity

Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!

No offensive ones please! :) 

I'm in the mood for a good chuckle. Here's a couple of my standbys: 

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into  the concrete wall?

A: "Dam."

and

Q: Where did the King keep his armies?

A:...in his sleevies! xD 

Your turn! I'm a sucker for corny humor. Give me some good ones to add to the arsenal! 

Views: 125

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

For you musicians out there...

How is a banana peel musical?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Get out of here. We don't serve ropes here." The rope leaves, ties himself into a knot to disguise himself, and goes back in. Bartender says, "Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that rope I just kicked out? Get out of here!" The rope leaves again, and this time seems to be quite distressed. The rope sits down outside the bar, and starts pulling and scratching at himself until he starts to unravel. He decides to give it one last shot. The rope walks back into the bar, and the bartender says, "Gosh darn it, aren't you that rope?" The rope says, "Nope. 'Fraid/Frayed knot."
Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.
Hehehe. Those are great!

Sarah M. S. (DancingDolphyn) said:
For you musicians out there...

How is a banana peel musical?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(a) He got the stuffing knocked out of him

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
(a) Because they use such FOWL language


A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"



How to Train a Cat
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
Question:
What's the difference between karate and judo?

Answer:
Karate (空手) is a traditional Japanese form of unarmed combat, now widely popular as a sport, in which fast blows or kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.

A martial art originating from the Ryukyu Islands in what is now Okinawa, Japan, karate was developed from indigenous fighting methods called te (手, literally "hand"; Tii in Okinawan) and Chinese kenpō. Karate is a striking art using punching, kicking, knee and elbow strikes, and open-handed techniques such as knife-hands (karate chop). Grappling, locks, restraints, throws, and vital point strikes are taught in some styles.



Judo is that stuff they make bagels out of.
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is very surprised. The bear asks for a beer and the bartender serves him. The bear puts a $20 bill on the counter. The bartender sees this as an oppritunity to save some money. He gives the bear a $5 bill.as change. "You know," the bartender said, "we don't get many bears in here." The bear says "At 15 bucks a beer I'm not surprised!"
why do seagulls live at the sea, cuz if they lived at the bay they would be called bagels

RSS

© 2019   Created by Link.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service