Home of Rhett & Link fans - the Mythical Beasts!
I saw Alex (Thestral)'s discussion for Beard Oil & Lip Balm reviews and thought I'd steal the idea and open it up to all the other merch.
Since DFTBA doesn't have any kind of review system. Let's talk about the merch we have and what we think of it.
Star system as Alex (Thestral) originally suggested:
Please rate the item out of five stars. ★★★★★
One star is the least favorable ★
Five stars is the most favorable ★★★★★
Please also briefly write any feedback, comments, questions, concerns - so on and so forth about the products.
Mythical Mug: ★★★★★
I've had my mug for over a year now, and it still looks fantastic! Granted, I take very good care of it (hand-washing and I'm not about that edge life), but the only sign of wear it has is a couple of small scratches on the back side. The orange color adds such a nice touch, and is bright as ever. The only complaint I would have about it is that it doesn't seem to keep the heat as well as other mugs.
I only have Link's lip balm, and it smells great! Really moisturizing too. But I will go ahead and give it a four star, for sometimes it fails to go down with the 'switch' (apologies for my poor English).
Does anyone have their GMM poster? I wonder if it comes with their signature on it?
The only GMM posters that are signed are the ones awarded as prize during a contest. Whenever there were still The Mythical Show (TMS) posters available, those could be ordered either signed or unsigned.
Yesterday, I had a dream where I found Rhett's beard oil and Link's PPPBP Lip Balm but they were in lunchboxes. I was still pretty happy. 5 stars for the dream products.
I got both, they both smell really good! I don't know what to use the beard oil on other than maybe put it on stuff I want to smell good. I need to grow a beard....in maybe another life....
You can probably use it like regular hair oil! I'm not an expert, though, so it might be worth a Google search first. :P
Link said he liked my hoodie at least 2 times when I met them in sundance. I thinking he better since it was a GMM hoodie haha.
I wear it like everyday thou. My zipper is peeling!
I have currently:
The Rhett & Link bobbleheads ★★★★- I don't like bobbleheads because they are freaky-looking but I bought these despite that because HELLO? Rhett and Link?! I love THESE specific bobbleheads. any other can get out of town. I have to admit I watch every new gmm episode with these fine bobbies 'also watching' (not British police. the bobbleheads) and since they have been putting THEIR bobbies in the background of their videos, it makes it like a creepy paradox mirror thing and I hope it will create enough mythicality power to open up a portal to their studio. climb in. only for me to be mistaken for a vagrant, kicked out, to become an L.A. hobo because "home" is on the opposite coast. having to thumb my way across the country back. I am a stupid, silly girl and I cant help myself writing impossible day-dreamy things like this. I enjoy this product, yes. respect them as if they had flesh or Rhetts legs can break (sorry, mine did. but it is repaired with, er, scotch tape.) or paint will chip away a lil. the box is cool, too, dang-it.
Links lip balm -★★★★★ I cant help but think its what links breath is like sometimes. I'm a creep yeah that's been established. love the packaging (cutie-pie face right there fo ya), the feel on the lips, smell, and i guess taste ( i don't aim to eat chapstick but I'm not saying i havent ate chapstick as a kid).
uhh my quaker parrot likes to taste it when shes on my shoulder. STOP IT BIRD I KNOW ITS PLEASANT BUT IF YOU KEEP SCRAPPING IT OFF MY MOUF' ILL RUN OUT OF IT FASTER. i also have an unhealthy fear that ill run out of it in my lifetime or it will stop being made. what does that tell you? lovely and highly effective at lip-unchapping.
and the mythical mug -★★★★★ its their mug, its beautiful. the matte texture and the contrast of the smooth texture feels nice in my hand and mouth (restrain yourself, Nikki, this is a clean community and you are immature). its MYTHICAL, put some drinky-drink like good ol coffee in there. cozy up with those bobbleheads. put the lip balm all over your chapped body. and just take it all in. the universe *inhale* with all the mythical beasts and THE Rhett and Link who inhabit it *exhale*
aaaand more products have been ordered today and ill do a weirdo-written review for them too but like Link says 'i wont be making any guarantees'