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Hello, my name is Encyclopedia Brown. You killed my Mother and Father. Prepare to die.
I would open with the bomb going off, but that's probably just me...I only ever write action scenes.
ha -- just saw this! How did it turn out? Here's a try:
For once, the encyclopedias upon which he'd staked his investigative reputation had failed him. From A-Z, including that weird double volume of S, and the single thin one containing U-V, there would be no answers to this mystery. He'd called in UberBrain Viki, but she was, as always, chatting it up with the more seasoned "researchers" who sought her expertise, and she'd refused to make time for him. He sighed. He knew what he needed to do. So he took out his phone. And dialed.